First America's toymakers try to sell parents on the infamous Harry Potter vibrating broom, now this. A riding company called Cashel now sells the Daddle, a kid-sized saddle that parents can strap on to their back to make their pony rides just that little bit more real. For the truly authentic experience, you can buy Cashel Cushion Knees (described as "horseshoes for dad") to make it more comfy for dad.
I love the way that mainstream America doesn't realize just how close perversion is to its heart. I mean, c'mon. How many steps is it, really, to go from this as a child…
To this as an adult?
It's not the pornographers who are turning your kids into perverts, America. It's the toymakers.