After a long, tedious day at work, I got a little geekier than was absolutely necessary, and, well– let’s say the results weren’t good. Corporate life is making me cynical.
I Am A: Neutral Evil Human Ranger Druid
Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Druids are a special variety of Cleric who serves the Earth, and can call upon the power in the earth to accomplish their goals. They tend to be somewhat fanatical about defending natural settings.
Cyric is the Neutral Evil god of death, murder, the dead, strife, tyranny, deception, and illusion. His followers are working to secure his position as a new god, and are in conflict with many worshippers of other deities. They wear black or dark purple robes, with silver trimming, and wear silver bracelets. Cyric’s symbol is a skull set in a purple starburst.
I wonder how my girlfriend is going to feel about sleeping with a Neutral Evil anything? More importantly, is this the D&D equivalent of a Rush Limbaugh fan?