Liberals take color out of Christmas

I’m undecided as to whether the following is very, very clever satire sent into the Letters section of this newspaper, or a sign that right-wingers need better drugs. I leave it to the reader to decide:

[S]ocialist deviancy is still alive today under the brazen theoreticians who camouflage their identity as “progressive liberals.” Their current purge is to change the thinking composition of unsuspecting Christians by slowly removing the decorative colored lights from Christmas displays and install white lights so they can call them “holiday lights.” To pinpoint authenticity of fact, look around at homes, businesses, parks and town street lights. They are white. Christmas colors will disappear completely if we Christians stand silent. The bulk of white lights must be drummed out of all Christmas decorations.

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