Yes, folks, you heard it here first. The corn-bred girls of Oklahoma have apparently become a rampaging herd of lesbos that can’t even hold their unnatural lusts in check long enough to take a pee.
In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, [Republican Senate candidate Tom] Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that “lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that’s happened to us?”
Obviously this is the result of a world run by Jews, homos, Satan-worshipping feminists, baby-killin’ abortionists, secular humanists and pornographers. As of now, I am giving up my failed liberal ways and working to elect a god-fearing Christian Man, George W. Bush to the Presidency of the United States.
But first, I wanna know: why didn’t we have high schools like this when I was a kid?