Crappy Porn Lives!

Once again, The Onion seems to be less a humor ‘zine than a chronicle of the times:

Study: Good Porn Still Hard To Find
BOSTON—According to a report released by the Institute for Advanced Media Studies, good porn remains hard to find. “Though it’s true that there is 350 percent more pornographic material on the market than there was five years ago, quality porn is as difficult to find as ever,” Dr. Jeffrey Conchlin said. “Sometimes, you can find a DVD with hot chicks who seem to be enjoying themselves, but usually, they’ve got big fake tits, the sex is either boring or way too gross, and the setting is totally depressing. This trend is discouraging.” Dr. Conchlin added that porn filmmakers are at least a decade away from seamlessly combining good storytelling with hot DP.

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