Homo Penguins Freak Out Illinois

Parents with nothing better to do fear that children’s book may cause their little ones to desire tuxedos, raw fish. Read more at the AP.

Smart Perverts: Selina Raven

During my last few weeks living in San Francisco in September, 2002, I worked briefly at a now-defunct adult newsweekly called The Spectator. Despite what anyone tells you, working with porn gets as boring as any other job really quickly. Mainly I was working reception. I took phone calls, did Excel spreadsheets, [...]

You Can’t Fool All the People All the Time….

A little footnote to my previous rant about the government’s expansion of abstinence-only education: although the people making the policies may be idiots and prudes (not necessarily in that order), the American people are not. According to a study recently done by the University of Pennsylvania, 80.4 percent of American adults prefer a balanced [...]

The Elections in a Nutshell

From Bitch | Lab:
Overheard: “I’m so excited to put in office a bunch of people who will sell out labor instead of spend all day dreaming up new ways to cut our throats!”

Fear and Loathing and Fucking

No matter how cynical I get, no matter how many nauseating things that I see perpetrated in the name of morality and decency, it seems that there’s always some fucktard out there whose mission in life is to show me that there’s always just a little farther they can take things.
In short, although I didn’t [...]

The Right Was Right

Now that we’ve taken over the House and maybe the Senate, it’s time for us Lefties to come clean and admit our Evil Agenda.