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Tom Cruise:
“I was much happier in previous existences when I wrote plays, composed music, conquered nations, discovered continents and developed cures for diseases,” he said at a press conference. “I only took my present form because Bingodulla, whom all Scientologists worship as the Supreme Thetan, selected me to spread the gospel of Scientology to the [...]

Democracy, Iraqi Style

Reuel Marc Gerecht, the director of the Project For a New American Century’s Middle East Initiative, and therefore one of the people whose vision laid the groundwork for the project of “Democratizing Iraq,” told the folks on Meet the Press exactly what — and who — is important to his conception of democracy last [...]

Bullshit, Not Fertilizer

VFW member Bill Moyer came well- equipped to attend George W. Bush’s speech to a convention of the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Salt Lake City recently. The bullshit did fly at this speech, which focused on the theme of “sacrifice,” something that Bush, currently on a five-week vacation during a major war, knows little [...]

It’s Pat!

Weblogs and respectable news organizations alike are all a-twitter this morning about Pat Robertson’s statement that the United States should assassinate Venezualan President Hugo Chavez, with people on both left and right asking if Pat has finally rolled right over the edge of sanity. For those who haven’t caught it yet, here’s Pat’s words:
“We [...]

Helping Boys Become Men, and Girls Become Women: How to Prevent Homosexuality

The nice folks at Focus on the Family give parents a few pointers on how to keep their little darlings from growing up to be homos. Interestingly, they seem to be a lot more concerned about keeping boys from going down the path of queerness than girls. In the end, I suppose what [...]

Hannity, Liddy, and North — Superheroes!

I need for someone to tell me that I’m insane.
I need for someone out there, anyone, to tell me that I have a seriously impaired sense of humor and that I’m missing something.
See, there’s this comic that’s being put out by a bunch of folks called ACC Studios. It’s titled Liberality for All and [...]